A story I will always remember being told from mum was about when her and Alan got married. Unbeknown to her or alan I think it was my brothers had short sheeted their bed and put rice in it. So when Mum & Alan (stepdad) got into bed mum goes "oh my god they've put rice in the bed" well Alan being shit scared of mice apparently, flew out of bed thinking Mum said mice, hahaha.